☆おちゃめなbaby

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"You will not be afraid of the enemy because the outcome has been determined
by the psychological state that preceded the physical offensive; and all the forces of heaven
and earth cannot stop the victorious fulfillment of that state."

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  • Customer: You're Italian aren't you?
  • Me: Oh, no not really haha
  • Customer: What are you?
  • Me: I'm mixed. My mom has some Italian in her, though.
  • Customer: Oh! Italian and Mexican is a good mix.
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I don’t really believe high expectations lead to disappointment, but with guys it’s 95% of the time true.

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Damn I’m thicc and beautiful and interesting and stylish I love me
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my stepmom is such a cunt sometimes lol. something has been EATING ME ALIVE for almost a week now, and when I went to the doctor, he was adamant about me trying to figure out if it was bed bugs or not. This ho is so embarrassed at the fact that their might be bed bugs in her house that she was saying all sorts of nonsense like “You would feel them crawling on you while you were sleeping.” “you would feel them biting you.” (which is not even true >:c). They’re not indicative of how clean your house is (because this house is VERY clean, but when you have a family who flies for free and two adults who just got back from traveling, how’re you gonna try and rule them out when my entire left arm is COVERED in swollen itchy bites???? >:CCCC

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my poor broken iphone :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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beautifuldisarray I was thinking that.
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